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[IM] Inner Monkeys

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Inner Monkey is looking for new primates. We don't have a standard application process, and rarely spam recruitment messages, we tend to just pick up like minded individuals along the way. It does help if you've run with us a couple of times in TS to know what you're letting yourself in for ^^

We thought we'd put some dull information stuff here for anyone who likes the cut of our jib but would like more info. The only thing that is compulsory, with no exceptions, is respect for other gamers.


WvW: We play WvW a lot, and we play for fun. We do a bit of everything, two raids a week (Tues/Thurs), a public raid on reset, spontaneous raids, havoc groups, some like roaming, some scouting, some of us like to join the EB train. We don't run templates or set builds, though often monkeys will switch around if we're short on a class.
Class nights: We run class nights every other Sunday, for all the classes on a rota basis in our custom Arena. The aim is to learn from each other about various builds.
Guild missions: We do Bounty & Rush on Tuesday evening at 7pm UK time, and Challenge & Puzzle Sunday 3pm UK time. The timing gets reviewed every few months or so to make sure they suit as many of us as possible. We've gotten disgustingly good at these for a bunch of WvW scrubs!
Guild Meetings: These take place after the Sunday missions, where I pester monkeys for input and they go off and make a cup of tea. Minutes get put in the guild forums for anyone who cant make it, or was off making tea.
Guild forum: http://innermonkey.enjin.com/ There's even an application form if you like that sort of thing ^^
PvE nights: The first Saturday of each month is set aside for any PvE events monkeys would like to do. It's an opportunity for the guild to get revenge for all the iron ore I make them skip in WvW.
sPvP/Asuraball: The second Saturday of every month we spend a couple of hours in our Arena bashing each other, and then bashing a 'volunteer' Asuran in a few rounds of Asuraball.
TS: Not compulsory, but it is preferred for WvW (if only to listen), and strongly preferred for Sunday's guild missions, unless you reeeeaaally know what you're doing.
Repping: We ask that you rep most of the time (around 90%ish) - many guild members have personal banks.
Sprout Dye: Owning this dye is recommended, and will be provided if you don't currently have it. If you're new to this performance-enhancing dye, see here. http://innermonkey.enjin.com/forum/m/14887648/viewthread/8580396-sprout-new-wvw-tactic/post/last#last


Recruitment is currently open for the following:

  • 1 x Primate old enough to remember the TV show 'Monkey Magic'. If it inspired you to paint a stick black and gold, even better.
  • 4 x A cappella singers (Barber's quartet also acceptable)
  • 13 x Rangers. Bows and Arrows are cool. Nuff said.
  • 1 x Mesmer who will wait inside towers with a portal while we do Other Things™ (can't remember where we left the last one).
  • 1 x Mesmer who will swear not to portal guildies into a gate.
  • 3 x Asura for our break dance crew.
  • 3 x Rallybots. For when downing them once just isn't enough.
  • 8 x Primates who know all the lyrics to Stonehenge by Ylvis. Some gospel singers would be great.
  • 1 x Monkey linguist to keep our supply of nonexistent words replenished. 24x7, absolutely no overtime compensations.
  • 1 x Warrior who doesn't save banners for the sole joy of watching the commander die repeatedly.
  • 1 x Primate who can B-box. If we don't find someone soon, I'm going to have to learn how to do it myself. Please save my guild from this.
  • 1 x Primate with Slow Cooker experience.
  • 1 x Primate to recover the firewood that sometimes mysteriously appears during fights.


We will also consider others if you have a unique skill or talent, but we unfortunately have no more spots for Primates who excel at bad puns. THEY WILL BE SENT TO THE PUNITENTIARY.

If you fancy unleashing your Inner Monkey and would like to see if our guild is a good fit, please contact Silq (Barabajagal.6147) or Izzy (Yzzo.2986).


Muchicus Thankicus ^^

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Awesome guild! Join them to have a really awesome time!

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Best recruitment post of all time. 

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IM would be my guild.... but BOSS is my hert guild 4 life!

 

 I recommand IM to all incommers/NEWCOMMERS!!!!

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Endless monkey tonics are also a prerequisite, these can be provided if necessary.

 

Musical ability with in game instruments would be a bonus, our band is also recruiting!

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The monkies are some of the nicest fruit loops you'll meet anywhere, and the Sunday raids are a blast. Join them , you know you want to!

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Still looking for monkeys, apes, gorillas, gibbons, chimpanzees, macaques, langurs, tamarins, bonobos...and a couple harp players.

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You guys need a warrior?

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Sorry for the late response but looks like you have joined PG already Arion. Good choice! :)

Updated the post a bit so make sure you read it again! 

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We will also consider others if you have a unique skill or talent, but we unfortunately have no more spots for Primates who excel at bad puns. THEY WILL BE SENT TO THE PUNITENTIARY.

TO THE PUNITENTIARY I GO

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BIG up the Monkies! :wub:

 

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Completely OT, but if punishment is your bag then  Grimswulf is your man.......well wulf. 

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