Yzzo

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    Yzzo.2986
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    Monkey Interference

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  1. Old management retired (By their own free will!) and out of respect for IM we decided to start fresh with MI. So IM never split up we just changed name.
  2. What is your Guild up to?

    What Sola said. During prime time we raid Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (+morning) and roaming (small scale) on Thursdays and been doing it the last few years. We usually got around 20 people +- a few. Think we just got different raiding days because haven't seen an ODIN tag either until the other day so assumed you were a off peak guild or eb focused. Should point out I rarely play outside of guild raids though. If you by Jd mean Jam Death they were on Fissure of Woe. There's also Jade Reaper I think. I assume the guilds that run with smaller numbers want to do that or got a certain guild culture they want to stick by.
  3. WvW with MI got 95% more puns in it! Also 100% more facepalms due to those same puns... we've done the maths. Also as stated above if you're interested or just curious about joining MI get in touch we'll happily bring you along for a few raids so you can test the waters.
  4. Monkey Interference

    In the early summer of 2017, Inner Monkey decided to shake things up. Unfortunately, with a guild tag of only two letters, there's not many ways to shake them, and so MI was born. Many monkeys took up the new name with some regret but a lot of enthusiasm, and in this enthusiasm, we might've planted a few too many trees. Now we don't have enough monkeys to populate all these trees and we're looking to bring some new life into the forest! So Monkey Interference [MI] is recruiting. You might be a good monkey if: You play a class in Guild Wars 2 that is capable of entering a WvW map and you're interested in the game mode. You have the Sprout dye unlocked and you have the Monkey King tonic (actually it's cool if you don't have these, we have plenty to share!) You are convinced that the Punisher is actually a mace, and not a hammer. You have a healthy love/hate relationship with puns. If you're actually good at puns, please join us, teach our guild leader how being funny is actually done (save us). You are not at all interested in the specifics of how "cooking" is defined and you will never ask any question like "if you prepare X, is that cooking?" You are a karaoke enthusiast. Bonus points if you're a good singer, because a lot of singing happens in this guild, but we can count our good singers on one hand. Or even on one finger. You just really love climbing trees in a video game. You know, save the virtual trees? As a guild, we try to focus on keeping things fun. We stay out of drama if we can avoid it, we play whatever we like and are most comfortable on. We find our own way to shine on the battlefield anyway, and just try to be nice people in general. If you want to see what kind of trees we have on offer, or if you want to know more about us in general, feel free to message Yzzo.2986, reply to this thread, and/or join us for a few raids! Unsure about MI? Have some totes legit fan's opinions (I'm sorry, our guild leader forced me): Garrison Ford: "Who?" Michael Bay: "I like explosions!" Hillary Clinton: "I love MI. Monsters Inc is such a great movie!"
  5. [IM] Inner Monkey

    Inner Monkey is looking for new primates. We don't have a standard application process, and rarely spam recruitment messages, we tend to just pick up like minded individuals along the way. It does help if you've run with us a couple of times in TS to know what you're letting yourself in for. ^^ We thought we'd put some dull information stuff here for anyone who likes the cut of our jib but would like more info. The only thing that is compulsory, with no exceptions, is respect for other gamers. WvW: We play WvW a lot, and we play for fun. We do a bit of everything, three raids a week (Tues/Thurs/Sun), a public raid on reset, spontaneous raids, havoc groups, some like roaming, some scouting, some of us like to join the EB train. We don't run templates or set builds, though often monkeys will switch around if we're short on a class. Class nights: We run class nights sprodically in WvW. The aim is to learn from each other about various builds, and play with the toolset. These are casual fun runs with the focus very much on discussing the class and Q&A. And of course screenshot opportunities. Guild missions: We have all missions unlocked and set the preference for WvW. Most of these get done during our raids, however for the PvE mission and the missions that can't be done during normal gameplay (eg. killing sentries, camps or escorting dollies in a time limit), we get together for missions currently on Wednesday evening and Sunday afternoon. The PvP one is available if/when people want to do it. The timing gets reviewed every so often. Guild Meetings: These take place after the Sunday missions, where monkeys are pestered for input and they go off and make a cup of tea. Minutes get put in the guild forums for anyone who cant make it, or who were off making tea. Guild forum: http://innermonkey.enjin.com/ There's even an application form if you like that sort of thing ^^ PvE nights: The first Saturday of each month is set aside for any PvE events monkeys would like to do. In addition we occasionally have some small competitions and treasure hunts. It's an opportunity for the guild to get revenge for all the synthesisers and sentries they're made to skip in WvW. sPvP/Asuraball: We have a guild hall Arena that regularly has monkeys fighting each other. We have run a tournie and will soon be able to get Asuraball back up and running, these are done on a sporadic basis when someone feels like arranging it. TS: Not compulsory, but it is strongly preferred for guild raids in WvW (if only to listen). Repping: We ask that you rep most of the time (at least 95%) - many guild members have personal banks. It's ok to help friend guilds with missions as well, but let monkeys know why you're not repping for a while. Sprout Dye: Owning this dye is recommended, and will be provided if you don't currently have it. If you're new to this performance-enhancing dye, see here. http://innermonkey.enjin.com/forum/m/14887648/viewthread/8580396-sprout-new-wvw-tactic/post/last#last Recruitment is currently open for the following: · 1 x Primate old enough to remember the TV show 'Monkey Magic'. If it inspired you to paint a stick black and gold, even better. · 4 x A cappella singers (Barber's quartet also acceptable) · 13 x Rangers. Bows and Arrows are cool. Nuff said. · 1 x Mesmer who will wait inside towers with a portal while we do Other Things™ (can't remember where we left the last one). · 1 x Mesmer who will swear not to portal guildies into a gate. · 3 x Asura for our break dance crew. · 3 x Rallybots. For when downing them once just isn't enough. · 8 x Primates who know all the lyrics to Stonehenge by Ylvis. Some gospel singers would be great. · 1 x Monkey linguist to keep our supply of nonexistent words replenished. 24x7, absolutely no overtime compensations. · 1 x Warrior who doesn't save banners for the sole joy of watching the commander die repeatedly. · 1 x Primate who can B-box. If we don't find someone soon, we're going to have to learn how to do it ourselves. Please save our guild from this. · 1 x Primate with Slow Cooker experience. · 1 x Primate to recover the firewood that sometimes mysteriously appears during fights. We will also consider others if you have a unique skill or talent, but we unfortunately have no more spots for Primates who excel at bad puns. THEY WILL BE SENT TO THE PUNITENTIARY. If you fancy unleashing your Inner Monkey and would like to see if our guild is a good fit, please contact Silq (Barabajagal.6147), Izzy (Yzzo.2986) or Ing (Plinks.1935).
  6. [IM] Inner Monkeys

    Sorry for the late response but looks like you have joined PG already Arion. Good choice! Updated the post a bit so make sure you read it again!
  7. [IM] Inner Monkeys

    Inner Monkey is looking for new primates. We don't have a standard application process, and rarely spam recruitment messages, we tend to just pick up like minded individuals along the way. It does help if you've run with us a couple of times in TS to know what you're letting yourself in for ^^ We thought we'd put some dull information stuff here for anyone who likes the cut of our jib but would like more info. The only thing that is compulsory, with no exceptions, is respect for other gamers. WvW: We play WvW a lot, and we play for fun. We do a bit of everything, two raids a week (Tues/Thurs), a public raid on reset, spontaneous raids, havoc groups, some like roaming, some scouting, some of us like to join the EB train. We don't run templates or set builds, though often monkeys will switch around if we're short on a class. Class nights: We run class nights every other Sunday, for all the classes on a rota basis in our custom Arena. The aim is to learn from each other about various builds. Guild missions: We do Bounty & Rush on Tuesday evening at 7pm UK time, and Challenge & Puzzle Sunday 3pm UK time. The timing gets reviewed every few months or so to make sure they suit as many of us as possible. We've gotten disgustingly good at these for a bunch of WvW scrubs! Guild Meetings: These take place after the Sunday missions, where I pester monkeys for input and they go off and make a cup of tea. Minutes get put in the guild forums for anyone who cant make it, or was off making tea. Guild forum: http://innermonkey.enjin.com/ There's even an application form if you like that sort of thing ^^ PvE nights: The first Saturday of each month is set aside for any PvE events monkeys would like to do. It's an opportunity for the guild to get revenge for all the iron ore I make them skip in WvW. sPvP/Asuraball: The second Saturday of every month we spend a couple of hours in our Arena bashing each other, and then bashing a 'volunteer' Asuran in a few rounds of Asuraball. TS: Not compulsory, but it is preferred for WvW (if only to listen), and strongly preferred for Sunday's guild missions, unless you reeeeaaally know what you're doing. Repping: We ask that you rep most of the time (around 90%ish) - many guild members have personal banks. Sprout Dye: Owning this dye is recommended, and will be provided if you don't currently have it. If you're new to this performance-enhancing dye, see here. http://innermonkey.enjin.com/forum/m/14887648/viewthread/8580396-sprout-new-wvw-tactic/post/last#last Recruitment is currently open for the following: 1 x Primate old enough to remember the TV show 'Monkey Magic'. If it inspired you to paint a stick black and gold, even better.4 x A cappella singers (Barber's quartet also acceptable)13 x Rangers. Bows and Arrows are cool. Nuff said.1 x Mesmer who will wait inside towers with a portal while we do Other Things™ (can't remember where we left the last one).1 x Mesmer who will swear not to portal guildies into a gate.3 x Asura for our break dance crew.3 x Rallybots. For when downing them once just isn't enough.8 x Primates who know all the lyrics to Stonehenge by Ylvis. Some gospel singers would be great.1 x Monkey linguist to keep our supply of nonexistent words replenished. 24x7, absolutely no overtime compensations.1 x Warrior who doesn't save banners for the sole joy of watching the commander die repeatedly.1 x Primate who can B-box. If we don't find someone soon, I'm going to have to learn how to do it myself. Please save my guild from this.1 x Primate with Slow Cooker experience.1 x Primate to recover the firewood that sometimes mysteriously appears during fights. We will also consider others if you have a unique skill or talent, but we unfortunately have no more spots for Primates who excel at bad puns. THEY WILL BE SENT TO THE PUNITENTIARY. If you fancy unleashing your Inner Monkey and would like to see if our guild is a good fit, please contact Silq (Barabajagal.6147) or Izzy (Yzzo.2986). Muchicus Thankicus ^^